"Viewtiful Joe takes the stage!"
"No one can truly NOT be amazed by me! Right?"
"Amazing, but more than that, Viewtiful!"
"I should take YOUR spot in the games!- Mario
"I hate sloppy seconds, REJECTION!"- Luigi
"Wait, your not a guy?"- Samus-Aran
"Dumb cheap movie monster!"- Koopa(Bowser)
"Never won a league yet!"- Pikachu
"You blue bombed alright!, no wonder CAPCOM hates you!"- Mega-Man
"You know there's something called overkill, right? Now go clean my helmet!"- Roll
"Before you judge me, see how VIEWTIFUL I am!"- Mewtwo
"I just beat up Sonic, ROADKILL!!"- Sonic The Hedgehog
"Just to make this less worse for you, want me to make you road pizza?"- Fox-McCloud
"HEY! You stole off of ME!"- Captain Commando
"Look doll, you are hot, ok, but you need to know I have a gf."- Dark Magician Girl
'A CHA CHA CHA!!!"- Jill-Valentine
"Hey, stop this! I'm a true star!"- Ness